There you are
enjoying yourself at the beach
on a warm breezy day
minding your own business
when the bully suddenly appears
before you
he towers above ten feet tall
darking the sun
casting a shadow over you.
you wonder what you did to him
(this time)
and you know the standard
answer…
‘you exist’.
he kicks Hot Burning Sand in Your Face
and makes you lick between his dirty toes.
there’s gritty sand in your teeth
and sand encircles your mouth
like caked on chocolate milk
he stands and glares down at you
like a dooming skyscraper
who’s about to step on a cockroach.
but, this time things will be different.
you now are holding all the cards.
finally.
you had devised a carefully thought out plan that awaited
the bully whomever he may be
whenever he showed his ugly head…
you planned it for years.
so,
you reach in your pocket
and as swift as lightening
striking
he gets stabbed in the foot so deep
with your six inch
double sided bladed knife
it goes through and comes out the bottom!
and you run
you run like hell
you run like you’ve never run before
you run far
and,
you finally stop
and
you look back
and laugh while he aches and hops up and down
in pain screaming bloody murder
trying to pull
the knife from his blood gushing foot.
but the knife stays put
and doesn’t pull out.
he falls to the ground
and curls up like a
crying baby.
you watch the crowd standing around him
encircling him
gawking
you hear him scream in the distance
and you know he’s wreathing
in just deserved excruciating pain…
Ha! you laugh
you feel so justified
and, then it hits you hard
you finally have learned
that after all…
‘nerds actually do rule the world’.
yes, my friend, and it’s about time
we start getting our revenge
and, it begins right now, with this A _ _ _ _ _ E…
we’re not gonna take it anymore.
We’re creepier than you can ever be
Mr. bully
(and, we’re a lot smarter, too.)
and we’re coming for all of your kind…
B E W A R E
B U L L Y
B O Y
we’re not taking your
S _ _ T
anymore!
and then the notion
pops up in your mind.
you shall become a
bully vigilante
extraordinaire
and seek out
vengeance upon
your next
bully victim
dishing out
your brand
of bully justice!
you have now
become
the sand
kicker!
now, go out
and kick
some sand.
Well, not really.
But, you can’t get in trouble
thinking about it.
At least, not yet.
but, they are working on
controlling what you think.
and, they will win.
because we all have to be
politically correct
or no one will like us.
right?
do we really care?
believe it or not, there are
more than you might think
who really do.
amazing.
don’t go stabbing
bullies in the foot,
hire a body guard,
instead.
remember, you can
afford it.
you’re rich now.
you own that
big company
that makes
all that techie
stuff
in silicone
valley.
