That’s it I can’t take it anymore
I’m gonna go out and buy myself a kitty farm
and smother myself under a ton of cats
take a nap and dream sweet kitty dreams
wake up and jump in a vat of milk
and float on my floater dipping and
eating chocolate chip cookies
as my feline friends
swim in their life vests
circling my floater like little
fluffy sharks lapping up
their favorite creamy dairy drink.